January 2010
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Man V Food
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE LIVE SHOW ON WEDNESDAY THAT HE’S DOING WHILE IN FLORIDA IT’S GONNA BE AWESOMMME. 9PM, PEOPLE.
EPIC
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I had a dream that my chin was the length of a car
And that I had a dragon tail. All I was doing was walking around Richmond. People weren’t even staring.
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YO Harrison
keeteebraswell:
when are you starting that juice cleanse thingie? i wanna try it too!
I’ve always wanted to do a liquid cleanse!
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Seriously. Room Noises is so much better than...
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I have yet to measure..
But I’m guessing it’s very close to a foot of snow out there. Which is fantastic because I really love snow. But I love doing other things too… so…..
NO SCHOOL ON MONDAY PLEASE??
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A Day in America According to a (Baffled)... →
This is the best article on Cracked that I have read since The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time which let me tell you.. is a DAMN good article. Everything in this is true and it makes me miss England.
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I had a real doppelgänger. At Cornell.
piscesinpurple:
My friends would see and approach her on campus, thinking she was me, only realizing she wasn’t when she looked at right at them without any spark of recognition.
It took me a long time to realize this was actually a thing. Years of various people saying, Hey, I saw you on campus today but you totally ignored me.
The only person who saw her more than once was my friend and...
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#knit
is going to help me gain enough courage to finish the scarf I have been working on for 2 years. It’s orange and fuzzy. And I do 1 line every few months. It’s pathetic. :(
It’s not going to snow. So i’m just gonna go to bed unsatisfied and angry. Whatever. That’s fine, Richmond. You let me down, once again. If I don’t wake up to our back alley looking like a...
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I have not seen a single snow flake.
And it’s already almost 1am. What happened to 10pm snowfall, Richmond? wtf
Disappointment
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On the phone with dad:
Dad: So your apartment smells like rotten eggs, I hear.
Me: Yeah. I don't think it does anymore.. but I might have gotten used to it.
Dad: How long have you been in the apartment with the rotten egg smell?
Me: About 7 hours?
Dad: Okay. You might be brain dead.
Me: Crap. What do I do?
Dad: Go to the kitchen and check the burners.
-pause-
Dad: Smell anything?
Me: I can't tell.
Dad: Sometimes when gas leaks from a really old stove it will smell like rotten eggs. Stick your head in the oven.
Me: Will I die?
Dad: No. Does it smell?
Me: I don't think so.
Dad: Well. Just in case, don't turn on the burners in the kitchen.
Me: *turns on the burner* what?
Dad: Did you just turn on the burner?
Me: SHIT. Yes.
Dad: Well.. you didn't blow up.
Me: That's a good sign.
Dad: ...Yes.
I swear. I'm in the weirdest mood. I took a walk around the block and came back to see if it still smelled like rotten eggs or if I had just gotten used to it. It didn't smell nearly as bad as the first time we walked up earlier today... so.. good!
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Ah yes
When the endorphins settle down and the muscle pain is replaced.. I realize that today will most likely be shittastic.
I feel hungover and like I won’t be able to walk correctly today. And all I did was run for 2 hours.
Little Bitty Pretty One - Frankie Lymon & the...
I wanted to go to Bristol for a semester
But it aint happenin’. Mostly because of $. Also because of commitments and promises I’ve made. And it’s cool. Because 2 traveling experiences for a 4 year stretch of college sounds pretty okay to me.
And someone gave me the idea today (okay it was my mother - she’s the smartest person I know) for work in Bristol after college and dude. That sounds so perfect.
So...
My lungs are on fire
This happened the first practice of last semester, too. It’s just the constant running that killlllls me. It felt like it was non-stop for 2 hours. We ran around that field at least 8 times. That’s 2 miles right there. And going from maybe working out for 30 minutes 2 times a week right in to a 2 hour workout makes me feel so gross. I was wheezing the whole time. Yeah, maybe I’m...
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MIERDA!
it’s so nice out. But Virginia?? WE’RE GETTING 4-5 inches of snow on Saturday (so I hear). Part of me is excited. I like it when it’s snowing. I like watching snow fall. But what I dislike is how the snow sticks around for a week, collecting dirt and leaking everywhere. I slip and fall and it hurts.
So please. Whoever out there is in charge of how much snow a state gets.....
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imtakingthedogdumbass asked: Amanda everything you said about questions was true?
oooooh
If You Seek Amy
I get it.
Amanda's Paper About Private Lives on TV, Or...
cpprhdroad:
Hello, my name is Dude What the Fuck Amanda and here is my thesis paragraph for the paper you are about to read: Reality TV fucking rocks and all the haters need to get to the left.
Also, sometimes paragraphs are only one sentence long and you have to just deal with it, audience.
Anyway, back to this paper. People who are on TV don’t have the right to a private life because they...