December 2011
MY PUMPKIN PIE TURNED OUT PERFECT
so pleased Going to a pub like I knew we would, looking like a hooker. Whatever fine by me I’m kind of drunk but obviously not too drunk because I can read this twice I’m so happy that the pie wasn’t burnt or underdone. It was perfect.
Dec 31st
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Berlin in a weeeeeeeeeeek
gimme
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Dec 30th
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aaaaaand what was that about three of the five irish boys I know on the block were drunkenly throwing pebbles at my window and yelling my name. They all live together and I haven’t seen any of them (I’ve seen the one at a pub a few times - but not for a while) in months. So I goooo to the window and I’m like “Yo it’s 3am and I just got to bed I MIGHT come down there...
Dec 30th
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well that was scary
While just starting the Matt Smith episode of Call Girl, I went to move my laptop. It shuts off. Out of nowhere. It was plugged in - it’s never done that before - and suddenly my heart stops and I think back to a few months ago when my harddrive crashed and wouldn’t turn on and I lost everything and had to get it fixed and it wasn’t really awful but it was still mildly awful and...
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: Are you going out tonight? What camera do you use? When did you start playing ukulele? What's your favorite street in edinburgh? What show are you watching now? What's your middle name?
Dec 30th
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Working out ideas for an outfit in case we end up going out tomorrow. I want to wear my knee high boots (warmth + so comfy + taller!!), but with every outfit I try on with them.. I kind of end up looking like a hooker?
Dec 30th
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at some point today I was planning on going outside to buy things for us to bake for tomorrow night haha I know right? That was never going to happen
Dec 30th
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coopsypoopsy said: if I think I ever want to kill myself, I’m just gonna remind myself that your blog exists. aww what a lovely, dark compliment n_n
Dec 30th
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WHATS WITH THE PIGEONS.
Dec 29th
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sorray but yo' sweatah is covahd in 'air
Dec 29th
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i would very much like 10 eggrolls right now
Dec 29th
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“I can’t believe he just up-chucked in that bin! I can’t believe it!...”
– drunk girls outside  Thursday, 4am 
Dec 29th
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DUDE. EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHIP TO THE UK
I am sick of this shit. I WANT TO BUY YOUR THINGS BUT I CAN’T.
Dec 29th
creationstartswithus replied to your audio post: wow how am I still awake I finished Miranda But… I’m working my way though. yo is there gonna be more? More Miranda? I looked it up and they’re saying there will be a season 3 in 2012 but I LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT. I just want a Miranda/Gary/sex episode sodamnbad. 
Dec 29th
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Oh right the FedEx Funeral Debt letter thing!
Called up FedEx customer support and asked if this letter from a small debt collector’s agency was fake or not and they said it wasn’t - that still doesn’t make sense to me - you are FedfuckingEx why are you using these guys.. who accidentally stabled another person’s outstanding debt to a funeral home (found out that letter was supposed to go to Northern Ireland, by the...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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sloganonthewall replied to your post: MAD MEN SEASON 1 EPISODE 3 GDI I LOVE HOW YOU CALL THEM THE DIAPERS. ALSO, HIGH FIVE FOR ONCE AGAIN MULTIPLE SIMILAR REACTIONS/SCREENCAPS. ALSO ALSO, I LAUGHED EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SAID “EVERYONE HATES YOU.” Haha the first time it happened, I legit accidentally just typed “Diaper” instead of “Draper” but SERIOUSLY it’s ONE...
Dec 28th
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MAD MEN SEASON 1 EPISODE 3
LAURA AND AMANDA DO MAD MEN WOO WOOOOOOO please excuse our absence again, however there really isn’t a very good excuse for me to give. Oh wait I was in Ireland I guess and then entertaining my family - oh you don’t care, but I was. really. OK HERE WE GO haha omg I can’t believe I actually took a screenshot of the opening shot but I did. I did it. I like this shot. Lemon. ...
Dec 28th
nightisgiven replied to your post: nightisgiven replied to your post:… It was Edinburgh XD And my flatmate’s name was Becky. Does yours work in Asda and spent the summer in America? Edinburgh is the best city in the world, and I made friends from all over the world and aaaah enjoy yourself there, I miss it so much! Whoa that’s weird! No, my Becky works at the Edinburgh Museum and has...
Dec 28th
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nightisgiven replied to your post: sloganonthewall replied to your video: THE SUNG… Isn’t the Scottish accent fun? I wish I got it more from spending a year there. It seemed to me that the American students mostly hang out with each other, it’s a good thing you didn’t, variety is awesome :D and so is your song. It’s super fun! It’s really easy when I’ve had a few drinks -...
Dec 28th
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sloganonthewall asked: MY GAME PLAN: spend the next hour and a half doing laundry/running errands, then i'm gonna come back here and watch the hell out of some mad men and make really not funny commentary on it. ALSO, it kinda makes me lol when you get anons who just want to ask a question or give a compliment. why do they feel the need to go anon just to say your song was nice and they're sorry your day was...
Dec 28th
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sloganonthewall replied to your video: THE SUNG STORY OF TODAY WITH THE SAME CHORDS AS A… OMGLOL. LOOOOOOOVE THISSSSSSS. sorry everything was crazy! also i’m impressed by how american your accent still is. i was already falling into english speech patterns when i was only like 3 months in. XD THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY ABOUT THAT: -After being in a cab for more than 5 minutes I start to think in...
Dec 28th
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Drive
Well I wasn’t expecting it to be this violent, I tell you what. The soundtrack weirds me out. Ryan Gosling’s face and arms.
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: that ukulele song is so cute. sorry your day was shitty :(
Dec 28th
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WatchWatch
THE SUNG STORY OF TODAY WITH THE SAME CHORDS AS A HELLO/GOODBYE SONG THAT’S JUST THE KIND OF WEDNESDAY I HAD.
Dec 28th
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nightisgiven replied to your post: oh shit shit shit TV licence fees things? Ahh I’m not sure? Companies and shit that are named in this letter:  -Coltman Warner Cranston LLP -L M Funerals ltd t/a William H Painter Funeral Directors :( 
Dec 28th
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oh shit shit shit
we got a scary letter today saying that if we don’t pay the £20 by a week after the date on the letter (and it says the 22nd - even though I just got it today - so that means by TOMORROW) that there will be COURT ACTIONS WHATTTTT and then the next page says we owe some £820 or some shit and I don’t even know what this is FOR. It has the word “Funeral” on it a couple times,...
Dec 28th